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1. In your senior yearbook, you were voted:
Most indifferent to the yearbook committee.
Most likely to turn into a spider.
Most likely to stab something in the head.
Most likely to hear voices.
Biggest feet.
2. You’re at a party and you notice that someone else is wearing the same outfit as you. What do you do?
Get my loyal friends to do something about the offending person.
Why should I care what others are wearing?
Fight them to the death over your territory.
Modify my outfit using nothing but a butter knife and a table centerpiece.
Make the offending person explode in the middle of the dance floor.
3. You see one of your friends being harassed by a bunch of thugs. What do you do?
Laugh.
Make a surgical strike against the leader of the thugs, and hope the others disperse once he is down.
Eat the thugs.
Rally the bystanders and lead them against the thugs.
Grab the largest thing I can find and use it as a weapon, dispatching all the thugs in one fell swoop.
4. You’re having a really bad day. How do you cheer yourself up?
Sing songs and talk to my imaginary friend.
Cookies. Lots of them.
Get a bunch of my friends together and kick some ass.
Pick on someone until they cry.
Set fire to things.
5. Someone you find attractive is flirting with you. What do you do?
Meh, that happens all the time. Chicks dig a hero.
Bring them home to meet my mother.
What is "flirting"?
Add them to my harem.
Gush that a higher power has brought you two together.
6. What is your best feature?
My sword.
My 40-foot wingspan.
My cute accent.
You can’t seriously expect me to pick just one?
My glowing blue eyes.
7. You are at a wedding, and the bride hasn’t shown up. Your friend, the groom, is understandably upset. What do you do?
Tell the groom he was a fool for thinking that the relationship would work.
Eat the groom and all the wedding guests.
Eat all the cookies at the buffet table.
Strike up the band and have them play the groom’s favorite songs to cheer him up and entertain the guests.
Go on a quest for the missing bride.
8. What do you hate most in the entire world?
My mother.
Being stabbed in the head.
Darkspawn.
Ugly shoes.
Humans.
9. As a child you wanted to grow up to be:
A daffodil!
An adult.
A great hero.
Anything but my mother.
A fire-breathing dragon.
